Sleeping with eyeglasses on
Overhearing the conversations in my home can result in giggles. Here are some samples.
The Mysterious Case Of Eyeglasses
D: Why is everything so clear? How come I already have my eyeglasses on?
M: You're sleeping with it on. That's why.
Situation: during dinner.
M: Would you like to eat this chicken?
D: Yes, sure. Thanks, dear.
(A few minutes later)
D: Hey, what is this? (pointing at something on his plate with his fork)
M: That's chicken.
Ask A Friend Or 50:50?
Situation: during leisure time, I filled in a crossword quiz.
Me: Hey D, what is (put the clue here)? It starts with (insert a letter here), have (place a number here) letters and ends with (insert another letter here).
D: What did I just hear? You need help? Would you like to ask a friend? Or the first rank? (He's imitating presenters of quiz show 'Ranking 1')